4/13/2002

Authentic Irish curses. 'Go mbrise cúnna ifrinn do mhamaí' or for the non Gaelic 'May the hounds of hell break your mama'.
It's Wayne and Wanda, muppets that you don't often see.
We, the undersigned, call urgently for legislation aimed at abolishing the censorship of the nipples of females on broadcast television in the United States.
The Hawaian happy face spiders. A cheerful death is only a bite away...

4/09/2002

Yuoo ere-a zee Svedeesh Cheff!
Yuoo ere-a a guud cuuk, thuoogh yuoo cun't speek Ingleesh fery vell. Bork Bork Bork!